Unreleased NES Game!! RARE!!!!1
Monday, November 30th, 2009
I have obtained exclusive footage from an unreleased NES game prototype! I’ve managed to capture five minutes of never-before-seen gameplay video!
You play as an Italian deli owner armed only with a steady supply of hoagies. You must make your way through a perilous world of danger to destroy the forces of evil.
This game may have been kept off of store shelves due to its controversial title, “Hitler’s Revenge”. However, unlike “Bionic Commando”, Hitler isn’t actually IN this game. It may just be a simple translation error which was common in the mid-80s.
I believe the most likely reason for the game’s demise is its intense difficulty that makes “Ghosts ‘n Goblins” look like a walk in the park. I’ve heard that this game is so hard, the programmers didn’t even bother adding a second level. A cheat code had to be used to warp to advanced locations.
There’s also a rumor that a play tester went insane and died as a result of playing the game for an extended period of time. Fearing similar occurrences with home players, the game was scrapped.
For even more information about this incredibly rare discovery, visit http://www.mazeguy.net/challenge.html
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This video is a visual aid to assist players of the video game “Cars.” I decided to do this after reading several posts on the xbox forums about people having problems finding them all. I tried to start out at landmarks in the game. If you don’t know where these landmarks are, please play the game more and learn where everything is. If you still have problems, please post a comment here and I’ll try to help. I used the order on the guide here: http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/xbox/file/932076/44181
Chris Kohler of the Wired News blog Game|Life breaks the shrinkwrap on a very rare, promo only Nintendo DS game, thus robbing himself and the world of a valuable collector’s item. Contains: Game and Watch Collection; alcohol abuse.
Developer: Harmonix